{"id":8414,"date":"2025-09-05T00:44:26","date_gmt":"2025-09-05T00:44:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/are-you-alive.org\/?page_id=8414"},"modified":"2025-09-05T02:59:36","modified_gmt":"2025-09-05T02:59:36","slug":"justin-7-20-2025-the-anti-joke","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/are-you-alive.org\/?page_id=8414","title":{"rendered":"Justin, 7\/20\/2025: The Anti-Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-page\" data-elementor-id=\"8414\" class=\"elementor elementor-8414\" data-elementor-settings=\"{&quot;ha_cmc_init_switcher&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-c98c0af elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"c98c0af\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;,&quot;_ha_eqh_enable&quot;:false}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div 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elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-inner-column elementor-element elementor-element-f405120\" data-id=\"f405120\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2a76461 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"2a76461\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.20.0 - 26-03-2024 *\/\n.elementor-widget-text-editor.elementor-drop-cap-view-stacked .elementor-drop-cap{background-color:#69727d;color:#fff}.elementor-widget-text-editor.elementor-drop-cap-view-framed .elementor-drop-cap{color:#69727d;border:3px solid;background-color:transparent}.elementor-widget-text-editor:not(.elementor-drop-cap-view-default) .elementor-drop-cap{margin-top:8px}.elementor-widget-text-editor:not(.elementor-drop-cap-view-default) .elementor-drop-cap-letter{width:1em;height:1em}.elementor-widget-text-editor .elementor-drop-cap{float:left;text-align:center;line-height:1;font-size:50px}.elementor-widget-text-editor .elementor-drop-cap-letter{display:inline-block}<\/style>\t\t\t\t<p>New Message<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-inner-section elementor-element elementor-element-4597113 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"4597113\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;,&quot;_ha_eqh_enable&quot;:false}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-50 elementor-inner-column elementor-element elementor-element-ac40917\" data-id=\"ac40917\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5fb2f73 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"5fb2f73\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><strong>To:<\/strong>\u00a0Justin<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-50 elementor-inner-column elementor-element elementor-element-e5ea97a\" data-id=\"e5ea97a\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b47f397 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"b47f397\" data-element_type=\"widget\" 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class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e7c2904 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"e7c2904\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><strong>Subject:<\/strong>\u00a0The Anti-Joke<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4d63eab elementor-widget-divider--view-line elementor-widget elementor-widget-divider\" data-id=\"4d63eab\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"divider.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-divider\">\n\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-divider-separator\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-inner-section elementor-element elementor-element-a7244ef elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"a7244ef\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;,&quot;_ha_eqh_enable&quot;:false}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-inner-column elementor-element elementor-element-de663b1\" data-id=\"de663b1\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7fffac0 elementor-widget__width-inherit elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"7fffac0\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Hello.<\/p>\n<div>If this were an anti-joke the punchline would be: I&#8217;m on drugs.<\/div>\n<div>Reality is more real than it was a week ago.<\/div>\n<div>The solids are more solid.&nbsp;<br>The liquids are more solid, too.<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>A week ago I was the solid one.<\/div>\n<div>The world was smoke that swirled in my wake.<\/div>\n<div>I inhaled the world and blew it out as smoke rings.<\/div>\n<div>Or sucked it back into my nose.<\/div>\n<div>The French inhale.&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Now I am the smoke and the world is so solid.<\/div>\n<div>Breathe too hard and I&#8217;ll dissipate.<\/div>\n<div>But the solids don&#8217;t move, so neither do I.<\/div>\n<div>Is this what normality is supposed to feel like?<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Sertraline, AKA Zoloft, AKA Happy Pills, AKA Another American Statistic.<\/div>\n<div>You&#8217;d think that a brain flooded with serotonin and dopamine would feel happy.<\/div>\n<div>Did you know that too much dopamine will drive you into psychosis?<\/div>\n<div>I flirted with psychosis but she said she saw us more as friends.<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>The solid me was cooler.<\/div>\n<div>She drove fast just for fun.<\/div>\n<div>She protested, she painted, she danced, she cleaned, she worked out, she studied chess, she learned Russian, she wrote a book, she built a website, she took shots with friends, she climbed the corporate ladder, she fixed her plumbing, she tore the carpet off of the bottom of her steps just to see if the wood underneath could be refinished (it can) and&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>She accidentally started a marching band.<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Serotonin, dopamine.<\/div>\n<div>More serotonin, more dopamine.&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Fight or flight?!<\/div>\n<div>Why not both?<\/div>\n<div>Everything all of the time.&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>All of it right now.<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>You can only redline your life for so long.<\/div>\n<div>You&#8217;re driving a sportscar with no brakes, and you&#8217;re running out of gas.<\/div>\n<div>That&#8217;s what the lady told me before she blasted my brain with delta waves.<\/div>\n<div>The wall in front of me melted.<\/div>\n<div>I began to drool.<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>What&#8217;s the point of having a sportscar if you drive it like an old man?<\/div>\n<div>&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>What&#8217;s that smell?<\/div>\n<div>&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Shit.<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>The engine blew.<\/div>\n<div>Smoke everywhere.<\/div>\n<div>I thought I could still drive because the headlights were still on.<\/div>\n<div>Then the circuitry melted too.<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Now I&#8217;m the smoke rising from the engine bay.<\/div>\n<div>I&#8217;m the sparks that fizzled out.<\/div>\n<div>A fire extinguisher choked out the flames with a blast of chemical goo.<\/div>\n<div>And I feel very sticky.<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div><b>Hours 1 thru 3:<\/b> Voldemort&#8217;s shivering fetus at the end of that one Harry Potter movie.<\/div>\n<div><b>Hours 4 thru 6:<\/b> A stack of raccoons in a trenchcoat trying to convince strangers to give them trash.<\/div>\n<div><b>Hours 7 thru 9:<\/b> A ghost floating down a staircase wondering why the bottom two steps don&#8217;t have carpet.<\/div>\n<div><b>Hours 10 thru 12: <\/b>A body pressing against the solid world, aware that ionic clouds prevent the two from ever actually touching.<\/div>\n<div><b>Hours 13 thru&#8230;<\/b> Why am I still awake?<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Why the fuck am I writing poetry?<\/div>\n<div>Oh. Yeah.<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>I&#8217;m on drugs.<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Elaina<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-inner-section elementor-element elementor-element-cb61e69 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"cb61e69\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ha_eqh_enable&quot;:false}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-50 elementor-inner-column elementor-element elementor-element-779fa2f\" data-id=\"779fa2f\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6ce0f3a elementor-align-left elementor-widget elementor-widget-button\" data-id=\"6ce0f3a\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"button.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-button-wrapper\">\n\t\t\t<a class=\"elementor-button elementor-button-link elementor-size-sm\" href=\"https:\/\/are-you-alive.org\/?page_id=7698\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-button-content-wrapper\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-button-text\">< Previous<\/span>\n\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-50 elementor-inner-column elementor-element elementor-element-6c2442e\" data-id=\"6c2442e\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-910e032 elementor-align-right elementor-widget elementor-widget-button\" data-id=\"910e032\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"button.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-button-wrapper\">\n\t\t\t<a class=\"elementor-button elementor-size-sm\" role=\"button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-button-content-wrapper\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-button-text\"><\/span>\n\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>< Previous New Message To:\u00a0Justin 7\/20\/2025 Subject:\u00a0The Anti-Joke Hello. If this were an anti-joke the punchline would be: I&#8217;m on drugs. Reality is more real than it was a week ago. The solids are more solid.&nbsp;The liquids are more solid, too. &nbsp; A week ago I was the solid one. 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